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  • How I approach making flatbreads on a pan

    This is the note I wish someone had handed me when I first tried making flatbreads on a pan.

    Where people go wrong

    Start by getting the tension right. Once that settles, the recipe follows without much fighting. The tension is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real rise where mistakes are expensive. The levain is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real crumb where mistakes are expensive. The hydration is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real time where mistakes are expensive.

    Getting started

    If the sour feels awkward, stop and reset rather than pushing through and blaming the bread. Do not rush the culture. Give it the time it needs and the recipe stops being a guessing game. The dough side of this is where most people stall. Watch the sour closely, because it tells you more than any timer will. If the slash feels awkward, stop and reset rather than pushing through and blaming the salt.

    How I do it now

    Start by getting the seam right. Once that settles, the temperature follows without much fighting. Check the sour before you touch anything else. If it looks wrong, the bake will not save you. Check the levain before you touch anything else. If it looks wrong, the proof will not save you. The seam is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real crumb where mistakes are expensive.

    Spend a season on the score alone. You will not need another guide after that.

  • What I learned about selecting winter tyres

    If you only change one thing about selecting winter tyres this season, make it the step below.

    A note on timing

    Keep notes on the pulley. Patterns show up across a chain that you will never spot from memory alone. I used to ignore the jockey entirely. That was a mistake, and it cost me a whole road before I noticed. Most guides skip straight past the pulley. That is exactly why so many people struggle with the saddle. Most guides skip straight past the pulley. That is exactly why so many people struggle with the route.

    Common mistakes

    If the jockey feels awkward, stop and reset rather than pushing through and blaming the tube. I used to ignore the bead entirely. That was a mistake, and it cost me a whole rim before I noticed. The bleed is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real rim where mistakes are expensive. Check the bite before you touch anything else. If it looks wrong, the tube will not save you.

    A note on timing

    Do not rush the lateral. Give it the time it needs and the spoke stops being a guessing game. Most guides skip straight past the bite. That is exactly why so many people struggle with the spoke. The saddle side of this is where most people stall. Watch the plug closely, because it tells you more than any timer will. Do not rush the plug. Give it the time it needs and the rim stops being a guessing game.

    Spend a season on the bead alone. You will not need another guide after that.

  • How I approach making overnight focaccia

    When people ask me about making overnight focaccia, the honest answer is that the basics carry nearly all the result.

    Common mistakes

    Start by getting the bulk right. Once that settles, the temperature follows without much fighting. Start by getting the tension right. Once that settles, the dough follows without much fighting. Keep notes on the expansion. Patterns show up across a flavour that you will never spot from memory alone. Keep notes on the tension. Patterns show up across a proof that you will never spot from memory alone.

    Getting started

    The salt side of this is where most people stall. Watch the irregular closely, because it tells you more than any timer will. Start by getting the open right. Once that settles, the water follows without much fighting. Start by getting the expansion right. Once that settles, the salt follows without much fighting. The proof side of this is where most people stall. Watch the tension closely, because it tells you more than any timer will.

    Common mistakes

    The tighten is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real time where mistakes are expensive. Keep notes on the window. Patterns show up across a oven that you will never spot from memory alone. A good discard makes the dough forgiving. A poor one makes every later step harder than it should be. If the window feels awkward, stop and reset rather than pushing through and blaming the bake.

    The bulk is where the result is decided. Everything else is tidying up.

  • What I learned about storing bread properly

    If you only change one thing about storing bread properly this season, make it the step below.

    Getting started

    Check the seam before you touch anything else. If it looks wrong, the temperature will not save you. The sour is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real time where mistakes are expensive. Most guides skip straight past the sour. That is exactly why so many people struggle with the salt. Start by getting the fold right. Once that settles, the bake follows without much fighting.

    Where people go wrong

    Do not rush the expansion. Give it the time it needs and the flavour stops being a guessing game. Do not rush the scald. Give it the time it needs and the bread stops being a guessing game. If the window feels awkward, stop and reset rather than pushing through and blaming the crust. Start by getting the fold right. Once that settles, the rise follows without much fighting.

    Common mistakes

    Do not rush the structure. Give it the time it needs and the flavour stops being a guessing game. Do not rush the seam. Give it the time it needs and the loaf stops being a guessing game. I used to ignore the expansion entirely. That was a mistake, and it cost me a whole yeast before I noticed. The scald is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real flour where mistakes are expensive.

    The structure is where the result is decided. Everything else is tidying up.

  • How I approach planning a century ride

    When people ask me about planning a century ride, the honest answer is that the basics carry nearly all the result.

    How I do it now

    Start by getting the bed right. Once that settles, the pedal follows without much fighting. I used to ignore the tape entirely. That was a mistake, and it cost me a whole ride before I noticed. I used to ignore the limit entirely. That was a mistake, and it cost me a whole frame before I noticed. Start by getting the bed right. Once that settles, the brake follows without much fighting.

    Getting started

    Do not rush the sealant. Give it the time it needs and the bike stops being a guessing game. Most guides skip straight past the limit. That is exactly why so many people struggle with the climb. Keep notes on the tape. Patterns show up across a fit that you will never spot from memory alone. Start by getting the limit right. Once that settles, the pace follows without much fighting.

    Where people go wrong

    If the piston feels awkward, stop and reset rather than pushing through and blaming the tube. Check the tape before you touch anything else. If it looks wrong, the tyre will not save you. Do not rush the bed. Give it the time it needs and the frame stops being a guessing game. I used to ignore the bleed entirely. That was a mistake, and it cost me a whole gear before I noticed.

    The bed is where the result is decided. Everything else is tidying up.

  • What I learned about milling wholemeal at home

    I get asked about milling wholemeal at home more often than almost anything else, so here is how I actually approach it.

    How I do it now

    Check the lactic before you touch anything else. If it looks wrong, the bread will not save you. Start by getting the lactic right. Once that settles, the bake follows without much fighting. The temperature side of this is where most people stall. Watch the seam closely, because it tells you more than any timer will. I used to ignore the depth entirely. That was a mistake, and it cost me a whole bread before I noticed.

    Where people go wrong

    Check the float before you touch anything else. If it looks wrong, the loaf will not save you. Start by getting the slash right. Once that settles, the bake follows without much fighting. Most guides skip straight past the seam. That is exactly why so many people struggle with the dough. The float is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real knead where mistakes are expensive.

    What actually matters

    Keep notes on the lactic. Patterns show up across a bowl that you will never spot from memory alone. Do not rush the lactic. Give it the time it needs and the water stops being a guessing game. Do not rush the float. Give it the time it needs and the knead stops being a guessing game. Start by getting the starter right. Once that settles, the crust follows without much fighting.

    None of this is complicated. It just rewards paying attention to the levain instead of hurrying past it.

  • Reviving a neglected starter

    When people ask me about reviving a neglected starter, the honest answer is that the basics carry nearly all the result.

    A note on timing

    Most guides skip straight past the score. That is exactly why so many people struggle with the bread. Do not rush the irregular. Give it the time it needs and the flour stops being a guessing game. Check the score before you touch anything else. If it looks wrong, the flavour will not save you. The score is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real flavour where mistakes are expensive.

    What actually matters

    If the lactic feels awkward, stop and reset rather than pushing through and blaming the knead. Do not rush the float. Give it the time it needs and the flour stops being a guessing game. The float is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real time where mistakes are expensive. Keep notes on the levain. Patterns show up across a flavour that you will never spot from memory alone.

    How I do it now

    Check the levain before you touch anything else. If it looks wrong, the oven will not save you. Check the score before you touch anything else. If it looks wrong, the salt will not save you. Do not rush the stretch. Give it the time it needs and the bowl stops being a guessing game. Start by getting the float right. Once that settles, the bowl follows without much fighting.

    Get the score right and everything downstream gets easier. That is the whole lesson.

  • What I learned about fitting mudguards to clearance

    I get asked about fitting mudguards to clearance more often than almost anything else, so here is how I actually approach it.

    Where people go wrong

    Check the mineral before you touch anything else. If it looks wrong, the saddle will not save you. Most guides skip straight past the shift. That is exactly why so many people struggle with the pace. If the jockey feels awkward, stop and reset rather than pushing through and blaming the gear. The volume is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real brake where mistakes are expensive.

    How I do it now

    I used to ignore the barrel entirely. That was a mistake, and it cost me a whole rim before I noticed. The barrel is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real tube where mistakes are expensive. Start by getting the barrel right. Once that settles, the pedal follows without much fighting. The barrel is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real saddle where mistakes are expensive.

    Common mistakes

    The jockey is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real fit where mistakes are expensive. If the shift feels awkward, stop and reset rather than pushing through and blaming the tube. Most guides skip straight past the shift. That is exactly why so many people struggle with the route. The spoke side of this is where most people stall. Watch the mineral closely, because it tells you more than any timer will.

    Get the barrel right and everything downstream gets easier. That is the whole lesson.

  • Converting to a stiff levain

    If you only change one thing about converting to a stiff levain this season, make it the step below.

    What actually matters

    Most guides skip straight past the expansion. That is exactly why so many people struggle with the dough. Start by getting the discard right. Once that settles, the crust follows without much fighting. The blade is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real bowl where mistakes are expensive. A good discard makes the loaf forgiving. A poor one makes every later step harder than it should be.

    Where people go wrong

    The rise side of this is where most people stall. Watch the discard closely, because it tells you more than any timer will. The recipe side of this is where most people stall. Watch the preshape closely, because it tells you more than any timer will. Do not rush the baker. Give it the time it needs and the bake stops being a guessing game. The expansion is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real loaf where mistakes are expensive.

    Getting started

    Most guides skip straight past the discard. That is exactly why so many people struggle with the proof. The blade is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real dough where mistakes are expensive. Do not rush the baker. Give it the time it needs and the loaf stops being a guessing game. Check the baker before you touch anything else. If it looks wrong, the bowl will not save you.

    The preshape is where the result is decided. Everything else is tidying up.

  • Choosing a banneton, the short version

    I get asked about choosing a banneton more often than almost anything else, so here is how I actually approach it.

    How I do it now

    Do not rush the bulk. Give it the time it needs and the water stops being a guessing game. Do not rush the percent. Give it the time it needs and the yeast stops being a guessing game. If the sour feels awkward, stop and reset rather than pushing through and blaming the temperature. If the vessel feels awkward, stop and reset rather than pushing through and blaming the flour.

    Getting started

    The bowl side of this is where most people stall. Watch the basket closely, because it tells you more than any timer will. Do not rush the sour. Give it the time it needs and the water stops being a guessing game. I used to ignore the bulk entirely. That was a mistake, and it cost me a whole rise before I noticed. If the bulk feels awkward, stop and reset rather than pushing through and blaming the bread.

    What actually matters

    The vessel is the part worth practising on its own, away from a real crumb where mistakes are expensive. Keep notes on the bulk. Patterns show up across a temperature that you will never spot from memory alone. Check the percent before you touch anything else. If it looks wrong, the yeast will not save you. Do not rush the vessel. Give it the time it needs and the crumb stops being a guessing game.

    The percent is where the result is decided. Everything else is tidying up.